Friend: “Can you give me legal advice?”   Me: “Yes, I can help your company acquire another company and receive financing for said...

Except it is filled with "Pls fix", undefined capitalised terms and Friday evening document dumps.

Friday night Boss: "Minor comment — let's tweak this defined term slightly. It's not particularly important, but let's do it anyway. Of...

Well, I certainly have. Friday night Boss: "Luckily this task isn't urgent. I just need it on my desk by Monday 9am."

Instead of "Dear Hugo" (client), the email was sent as "Dear Hug".

My boss once told me: "If someone is rude to you, don't be rude back over email. Do it over the phone, so there is no evidence." ;)

Business Guy: "Pls review." In-House Counsel: "It's not a legal document." Business Guy: "It has words, so it is a legal document."